I stumbled on this at ClipMarks. It made a lot of sense to me.

“Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn” – By Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

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Hi, I’m Megan.

Thanks for stopping by. Eventually, I’ll get the ball rolling on this blog. As of now it’s a late night project I’ve started out of randomness and curiosity. I plan to do my art rants/posts here. If it sounds intriguing, stick around. It only gets better from here.

This isn’t my first blog, but I’m hoping to help mature my blogging/writing style here. My former blogs were those whiny teenage types. I’m well beyond that stage in my life. Thanks for taking the time to read. It’s to bed with me now.

-Megan

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